I’ve lived in LA for over a year and have never done cocaine I really deserve an award
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) July 7, 2017
In retrospect, La La Land was a beautifully produced version of everyone’s Instagram Story right after they move to Los Angeles.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 7, 2017
A guy jumped in my car thinking I was his Uber driver. I didn’t want to embarrass him so I drove him to LAX and talked about my indie band.
— brian kiley (@kileynoodles) June 23, 2017
If anyone in Los Angeles is selling a TV pls hit me up I’ve lived on my own for a year without one and I’m ready to be royalty
— Ty Parker (@TyParkerS) July 1, 2017
Living in LA is living in constant fear that your car might be getting towed
— wtfchuck (@chazlouize) June 28, 2017
I’ve been living in LA for almost a month. WHY ARENT I FAMOUS YET????
— Viridiana Muñoz (@_bbyvd) May 18, 2017
i’ve been living for this wind in LA recently. 😂 everything feels so dramaticcc lmfao i be walking down the street like pic.twitter.com/fFaQnNmAcT
— C. 👼🏽 (@ctorres___) April 30, 2017
LA probably has the worst drivers and traffic because everyone is coming from all over the country trying to pursue a dream.
— brian 🍍 (@being_brian_) July 5, 2017
Accidentally just spent $10 on a vegan smoothie because Los Angeles is the worst
— 🏳️🌈 Marya E Gates (@oldfilmsflicker) July 26, 2015
Being in Los Angeles is weird because it slowly eats at your soul but the weather is just so damn nice
— Leuthiphonh (@JLeuthiphonh) November 3, 2016
my therapist encouraged me to get my nipples pierced los angeles is a strange place
— שושנה🍭 (@banjolinsong) October 15, 2016
Sometimes I feel like the entire city of Los Angeles is wearing one of those dumb fucking tiny Justin Bieber hats.
— Dan St. Germain (@DSGermain) January 12, 2017
The Los Angeles Angels is a stupid name. Literally just “The the Angels Angels”
— Sir Gregory (@Gregulator123) April 20, 2017
Man, living in Los Angeles is pretty great. I almost overslept because I didn’t put my alarm, but the gunshots woke me up!
— oʞᴉǝs (@Skip2MyLouis_) February 12, 2017
I love living in Los Angeles because of all the amazing landmarks 😻 pic.twitter.com/w3PAUC8dFt
— amanda #trmojas (@amanduhduh) June 9, 2017
at LAX, just witnessed someone being pulled aside at TSA because he had a bong in his carry on. the agent let him take it. i love LA.
— lex (@cerealkilIer) June 27, 2017
LA is great because you can cry in your car and people just think you’re practicing for an audition
— Branden (@kfooury) June 5, 2016